** Innocence **

Saw a clipping in a news channel in which, Pakistan bowler, Shoaib Akthar, was on a charity mission visiting a school for mentally retarded. One of the kids, with all innocence writ all over his face said to Shoaib Akthar..."aap Sachin ko out muth karo" (dont take Sachin's wicket). For which, Shoaib, with all laughter said - "sirf Sachin ko out muth karoonga bakhee sub ko out karoonga" (barring Saching I will get everyone out!).